Overheard in Hampton Roads

yo. make a bet with me that i won’t cut my hair.

~ in Virginia Beach #

A father to his infant son at Silver Diner - “If she can’t put on a condom, don’t bring her home.

~ in Virginia Beach #

the priest after giving wedding vows: “i haven’t been that drunk in a long time.

~ in Norfolk #

the more you drink, the better you play. it’s like driving!

~ in Virginia Beach #

You do realize that you’re the first person I’ve ever stabbed, right?

~ in Virginia Beach #

Cj: “i couldn’t even put it in my mouth. I got it halfway up, but it just wouldn’t go.

~ in Norfolk #

This is a test.

~ in Virginia Beach #

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